MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page...
sodamnrelatable: 2 weeks before test… 2 days before test… 2 hours before test… During test… … After test…
Everybody is in a relationship/is in love.
sodamnrelatable: I’m just here like: HEHE
If I want someone, they don't want me. If someone...
School? College? Getting a Job? Plans for Future?
thehotinpsychotic: dansecondchannel: “What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?” accurate.
the-vashta-nerada: ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS It only took me 18 and a half years to realise this!
Society: Don't you want to be a productive member of society?
Me: Fuck no.
danisnotafaggot: gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
Augustus Waters: Seventeen.
Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.
multipack: can bob the builder fix my grades
All right. Which one of you beautiful Avengers...
alaska-grace: have-you-seen-my-haggis: fillingnegativespace: therainartist: THIS MADE ME CRY WITH JOY This is perfection… YEAH I SANG THIS - out loud.
excalilbur: finnemoron: what if the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that little girls would do it in the mirror and when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
A year later: I'm sure there was something I had to do...